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14 Hilariously Vengeful Exes Who Prove Petty Is A Dish Best Served Cold

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14 Hilariously Vengeful Exes Who Prove Petty Is A Dish Best Served Cold

2. “My horrible, abusive ex and I broke up after four years, but we still lived together for three months afterwards. So I slept with one of his friends…in his bed.”

“When he found out about it a couple months later, the look on his face was priceless. And he refused to sleep in the bed after that, so I got a free Cal-King!”

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3. “My mom showed up to her divorce hearing dressed in a full clown costume we had from Halloween. The judge was not amused. He demanded to know why she was dressed that way, and, without a beat, my mom replied, ‘Our whole marriage was a joke — why shouldn’t our divorce be one, too?'”

“The judge gave her 10 minutes to change or be held in contempt of court. Luckily, she had on a very smart business suit underneath.”

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6. “I was in an on again/off again relationship with my ex for three years, and we were even engaged twice. Well, the final time he broke up with me, I found out he had been cheating, and I decided enough was enough. He had given me his Facebook password while we were together, so I logged into his account and deleted every female friend he had, then changed the password and the corresponding email address.”

“Petty, yes. Therapeutic? Abso-fucking-lutely.

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8. “I commandeered all of my cheating boyfriend’s social media accounts, including his Snapchat, email, texts, dating accounts, apps, and voicemails, and deleted everything, including his backups.”

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13. “After one of my closest friends broke up with her boyfriend, who treated her like crap, we went over to get her stuff from their old apartment. We knew he wouldn’t get home until later that night when it was dark, so we removed all the light bulbs from the entryways to the rooms and loosened the rest just enough so that the lights wouldn’t turn on.”

“I would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when he got home to complete darkness.”

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