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19 Jokes About Disney Princesses That Are Honestly So Accurate


19 Jokes About Disney Princesses That Are Honestly So Accurate

“If Cinderella’s shoe fit her perfectly, then why did it fall off in the first place?”

Disney princesses — we love ’em, and we love to laugh at jokes and memes about ’em.

Here are just a bunch of A+ jokes about Disney princesses that brought a smile to my face and made me want to have a Disney marathon ASAP:


Belle: there goes the baker with his tray as always, the same old bread and rolls to sell Baker: I 👏🏽 AM 👏🏽 A 👏🏽 BAKER 👏🏽 IT’S 👏🏽 LITERALLY 👏🏽 MY 👏🏽 JOB 👏🏽 TO 👏🏽 DO 👏🏽 THIS


mulan: i’m going to war instead of u her dad: no. i forbid this mulan: her dad: but if u do there’s a sword in the shed i’ll leave the light on for u mulan: ok i- dad: armors there too. should fit perfect


If you play The Little Mermaid backwards, Ariel ditches her idiot boyfriend and gains the powers of Aquaman.


If Cinderella’s shoe fit her perfectly, then why did it fall off in the first place???


[watching the Little Mermaid] Daughter: why didn’t Ariel just write Prince Eric a note? Me: maybe she didn’t know how to write. Daughter: but she signed her name on Ursula’s contract. Me: Daughter: Me: [frantically flipping through parenting book].


In the motion picture Moana there’s a song called “I Am Moana” where the lead character, Moana, explains that she’s Moana


how old is flounder. he sounds like he’s like 5. ariel is 16 and trading limbs to a witch for a man. why is she best friends with a tiny kid fish. christ


frozen teaser: lol look at the snowman frozen 1: let it go frozen fever: let it go 2 the other frozen short: lol look at the snowman frozen 2: Everything has changed. Climate change has declared war on Arendelle. Elsa prepares for the ultimate battle before she loses everythi


me: “why was she called the little mermaid, she was 5ft7?” therapist: “i meant anything bothering you about your marriage keith”


Cinderella is just a fairy tale about a guy being like ‘I’m too drunk to remember her name. I know she had feet? Twitter do your thing.’


Belle: do you think I could use a cup that isn’t living? Mrs. Potts: Hahahaha Belle: …. Mrs. Potts: Now kindly drink your tea from my son’s skull.


Aladdin: I can show you the world Jasmine: lets go to New York! Aladdin: hold on Jasmine: then London Aladdin: wait Jasmine: and then- Aladdin: listen you wanna see Agrabah I can show you Agrabah


I like that in The Little Mermaid, Ariel & King Triton wouldn’t violate a contractual obligation, but they murdered Ursula with a ship.


alladin: do u trust me jasmine: i’ve only known you for 2 hours a: so u don’t wanna jump off this rooftop j: lemme ask my tiger first

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