“Chick Hicks is just causing crashes left and right. He puts every single car out of commission except for himself, Strip Weathers, and Lightning McQueen…AND NOBODY SAYS A GODDAMN THING. Everything is peachy-keen until the very end when he almost kills Strip.
And then when Lightning McQueen is pushing Strip across the finish line, the announcers have the fucking gall to say, ‘Is pushing on the last lap legal?’ Seriously? This car almost killed another car going 200 mph, and they’re worried about a car helping the aforementioned car finish the race?! AND THEN THEY HAND THE GOD DAMN PISTON CUP TO THE CAR THAT HAS BEEN SYSTEMATICALLY MURDERING OTHER CARS ALL SEASON. Jesus Christ, that movie.”