14. “When I was a kid at my uncle’s funeral, one of my cousins next to me leaned in and said, ‘Watch Aunt Fannie! She’s going to try to climb into the coffin — she does it at every funeral.’ Well, sure enough, she rushed down the aisle and tried to climb into the coffin!
“People were pulling at her to stop her, but it reminded me of the end of a James. Brown concert, where every time they thought he was done, he wasn’t.”